I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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