oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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