Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
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Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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