I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Randomize
