If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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