i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
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The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
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Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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