you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
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Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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