Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
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...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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