thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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