don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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