if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
Randomize