Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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