come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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