i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
She even gives head with a lisp.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
My dad just said "fuck circus"
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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