I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
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I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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