I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
We have so much sex to catch up on
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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