The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
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Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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