You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He felt like a one man threesome
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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