I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
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Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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