she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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