yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
only if we run a train.
done.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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