My friends, they love my intelligence
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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