My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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