Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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