Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
thus making me awesome and them whores
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I haven't been this sober since birth.
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you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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