I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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