ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
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You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I know her cup size but not her name....
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