can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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