god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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