Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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