**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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