Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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