I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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