Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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