i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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