The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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