check it out our google latitudes are spooning
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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