sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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