I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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