If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Randomize
