this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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