Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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