If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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