im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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