Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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