All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
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I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh