I swear she didn't look like that last week.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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