Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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