HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You've changed since you got that strap on
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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