i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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