if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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