People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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