Christians are straight up FREAKS
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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