my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I think i peed on brittanys purse
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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