either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
