I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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