He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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