I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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