There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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