She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
where does the pee come out of this thing
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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